You know what I hate? People who think they’re better than they are. Except for me. I really am better than I am. [...]

The original Paley Center for Media has always been located in my apartment. But now the durned Museum of Television and Radio went and used the same name. How will tourists know where to go? [...]

My pal Ken went to Chicago for a few days, leaving me and Bruno with his adorable kitty-cat Sweetpea. Here are some pictures of them, from initial hissing and growling to shared pigeon-watching. Sweetpea went home this afternoon; we miss her. [...]