March 1: Seder-Masochism Work-In-Progress Screening

 

Tuesday March 1, 7:30 pm
The Art Theater
126 W. Church St., Champaign IL

All singing! All dancing! All 40+ minutes of my feature-film-in-progress, Seder-Masochism! This is not the finished movie, but the core musical scenes animated in Flash. While I take a production break to learn new software to make the rest of the film, let’s watch all these crazy scenes together in a theater. Featuring:
Goats!
Egypt!
Plagues!
Death!
Idols!
Commandments!
Unsubtle phallic imagery!
…and MORE!

$5 suggested donation, no one turned away for lack of funds. FREE MATZOH!

  Tuesday March 1, 7:30 pm The Art Theater 126 W. Church St., Champaign IL All singing! All dancing! All 40+ minutes of my feature-film-in-progress, Seder-Masochism! This is not

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Modern Ten Commandments

I was recently asked what the Ten Commandments would say if they were written today. I suggested these:

Thou shalt go to college and acquire at least a Bachelor’s degree.
Thou shalt root for at least one sportsball team.
Thou shalt drive a car.
Thou shalt eat the flesh of animals.
Thou shalt breed.
Thou shalt worship babies, and mothers, and parents. With thy tax penalties shalt thou worship them.
Thou shalt be monogamous, that thou mayst treat thy partner as property even while denying it.
Thou shalt copyright everything, that thou mayst censor even while denying it.
Thou shalt bank and use credit cards and organize thy days according to “work” and “bills”.
Thou shalt not question any of these

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