Today I did a google blogsearch on my name (no, I’m not ashamed) and look what came up:
Not just a monster, a bargain monster. This may be my only five-star review.
Get me with no regrets. Beware of invalid information about me, there’s plenty out there.
Quality the me, conveniently located.
(I had a link to the squatter-site that generated this crap, but it’s since been replaced by sex ads.)