This is all the leftover merch our previous order fulfillment service sent us when we closed our account. I’ve been inventorying and organizing and folding and removing cardboard box shreds with a lint roller since they dumped everything on our doorstep. Odd sizes! Everything must go!
#ff0000;">Notice: This has been popular!Â New orders temporarily suspended while I work on backlog. I’ll offer Hundred Dollar Drawings againÂ soon.
$100: Tell Nina what to draw* and sheâ€™ll draw it. It could be as vague as a word (â€œquadruped,â€ â€œequinoxâ€) or more specific (â€œa cat driving a car,â€ â€œa sun and moon shaking handsâ€) or even more specific (â€œa tabby cat driving a convertible sportscar over a cardboard box,â€ â€œa sun and moon shaking hands over planet Earth, sky behind them half night and half dayâ€).Â Nina will email you a photo of the finished drawing, and post it on her blog and social media.
*Specify drawing in Paypal checkout
+ $25: Weâ€™ll ship you the original art. Sizes will vary but it will be on 8.5 x 11″ or smaller paper.
+ $100:Â I will also make a “Making-of” videoÂ of the drawing, such asÂ the above.
+ $100: Drawing cleaned-up and reproduction-ready for ANY USE YOU WANT!
Q: What if I donâ€™t like my drawing?
A: Too bad, sorry.
Q: Can you submit a sketch and let me comment for revisions?
A: No. If you want revisions, commission another $100 drawing, and a third, fourth, etc. You can get 10 $100 drawings for less than my usual professional rate.
Q: Can I use the drawing as a commercial logo for my business?
Q: Can I use the drawing for advertising or other commercial purposes?
A: Yes, anything you want.
Q: Isnâ€™t that crazy cheap for commercial art?
A: Yes. But some of these drawings areÂ also non-commercial. Itâ€™s all less stress for me, and I donâ€™t care what happens to the image after I draw it. (Actually I do care – the more it’s used, the better.)
Q: What about copyright?
A: Like most of my work this is Free Culture. Thereâ€™s effectively no copyright to license or buy. You can do whatever you want with the art you commission, but itâ€™s non-exclusive. I will be posting it on my blog and social media.
Q: What if I want exclusive rights?
A: Then youâ€™ll have to pay more than $100 – same as most professional commercial art of this caliber. Shoot me an email to discuss.
Q:Â What if Nina finds my drawing instructions abhorrent?
A: I will refund your money and not do the drawing. Or I’ll keep the money and willfully misinterpret yourÂ request. That might be more interesting.
Q:Â Can you do a caricature if I send you a photo?
A: Not very well, but I’ll try.Â I am not a caricaturist so likenesses not guaranteed to be recognizable or remotely able to fulfill hopes and dreams.
After a littleÂ over a year and a half, and many interruptions, we finally finished our embroidermated short, Chad Gadya. While we were working on it (actually I was working, Theo was procrastinating) this other embroidered short came out, but there are differences. Thanks to Theodore Gray’sÂ stitchcoding in Mathematica, we weren’t restricted by (invariably crappy) off-the-shelf software. This allowed us to automate beautiful iridescent stitches and preserve them from frame to frame, so the resulting animation really looks like moving embroidery.
“It took a while to get all this code right, but of course it’s crucial that it cover every possible case, because when you’re doing animation, it’s not about getting one frame right, it’s about having an automated process that always gets every frame right, not just once, but every time there is an iteration of the animation requiring a re-render of the frames. We must have generated tens of thousands of frames (just generated the files, not actually stitched them!) before it was all looking good.” Theodore Gray