And thereby hangs a tale. The Iran-Contra scandal was just blowing up. Ollie North and Fawn Hall were cranking the paper shredder hand over fist. They wanted those papers shredded by yesterday.
They were shredding so furiously, they jammed the machine. But those papers were incriminating. What to do? He prevailed on her to smuggle them out “in an intimate article of clothing” as the papers so delicately put it.
Her panties had just gained moral equivalency with a paper shredder.
An incarnation of the Vagina Dentata? You be the judge.
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